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Christmas Cake Recipe :o)

 
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Annie
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:05 pm    Post subject: Christmas Cake Recipe :o) Reply with quote

Christmas Cake Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat

Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still OK.
Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with
a drewscriver.

Sample the vodka to
check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who gives a stuff .

Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window and finish the vodka.

CHERRY MISTMAS!
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Grannie Sam
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Location: Lesmurdie WA

PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can just imagine you making that one, Annie!! Laughing rofl
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Sue-Maree
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Joined: 23 Apr 2005
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Location: Collie Western Australia

PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just read this out to DH.. very funny Wink
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Jem
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Location: Agoura Hills, California

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh thats funny-I might have to share that!
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Viv
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing
that would be the cke Anniemakes after her alcaholmmakinfinafternoon
Very Happy innocent
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